i don’t know why people turn away from the nancys of the world.
i don’t know why i find them so much more desirable to be with than hoards of “normal” people i know.
i don’t know why some folks steal other folks’ thunder.
i don’t know why that makes me so damn furious.
i don’t know which colors are analogous and complementary.
(oh, i know where to look it up,
i just don’t know why i can’t remember that.)
(or why i think i should.)
i don’t know what makes for a good hug
(i just know when i get one.)
i don’t know where to add on to our house.
i don’t know why i can’t seem to live a fine life with only what will fit into a backpack.
i don’t know how some people can be so absolutely sure about things.
i don’t know why i question everything and attach qualifiers like “the way i see it . . .” or “in my experience . . . “.
(okay, i lied. i know why the qualifiers: they’re tacked on because i know as well as you do that i don’t know everything.)
i don’t know how to tailor clothes.
(and i’m fine with that.)
i don’t know why plaids and polka dots look just fine on some people
and so atrocious on others.
i don’t know why people feel an intense need to convert others.
and i especially don’t know why they act on it.
i don’t know why i can’t tell you in one short, snappy phrase what i’m about.
some folks have themes,
i have a theme park.
i don’t know which is bigger: a universe or a galaxy.
i don’t know when “earn” became a 4-letter word.
i don’t know how to tell what are load-bearing walls.
i don’t know why or how some people stay.
i don’t know how people can have deep, unwavering religious faith.
i don’t know what the magic ingredient is that has some victims moving on with their lives in the spirit of self-determination while others get all comfy in the victim hood.
i don’t know why people abuse power,
lie, steal, and cheat.
i don’t know why you don’t just push up your sleeves and set about changing things if you’re not happy with your life.
i don’t know why we don’t value and practice independent thinking any more than we do,
why we don’t ask more questions,
why we roll eyes and attack people who do.
(okay, at the risk of being called a conspiracy theorist, i think i do have a theory here: people who think for themselves are hard to control. we’ll talk more about that later.)
i don’t know why knowing is more valued than not knowing.